Few things make me happier than the idea that I can gorge on enormous 1500 calorie cheeseburgers and still have an insanely banging body. Which is why I am absolutely spending all of my junk food allowance at Carl’s Jr from now on. Because they seem to be telling me that I can eat a bunch of Teriyaki Six Dollar Burgers and still look like Audrina Patridge. Right? Right!?!? You wouldn’t lie to me, would you Carl? Deception in advertising is not cool, so I’m going to assume I’m taking this the right way and add extra cheese while I’m at it. I’m really cranky from all the crappy oats and fruit I’ve been eating.
Carl’s Jr is sticking to their tried-and-true formula of putting a hot girl in a bikini and then making it look like she’s eating one of their hamburgers. Bikini? Sexy. Girl? Sexy. Cheeseburger? Sexy. Well, sexy to me, or if you’re on the diet I’m on. Then their advertising works damn well.
Hungry for more Audrina Patridge? Well, the Hills star – making headlines recently for getting her own reality show – will surely make mouths water with a steamy new spot for the Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Six Dollar Burger.
“I had an absolute blast shooting. It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!” she recalls of the sandwich, available at Carl’s Jr. on June 24, the same day that the TV spot launches.
“I was cracking up because I would take a bite, and almost immediately a food handler with white gloves would have a brand new burger ready.”
The starlet, 24, shot in a barely-there gold bikini on the beaches of Malibu in April but didn’t mind the minimal wardrobe. “We made sure my bikini was reversible, in case of any ketchup or teriyaki mishaps! It was a great experience, and being on the beach in Malibu was an added perk,” she tells PEOPLE.
[From People]
Deep thoughts from Audrina Patridge. That’s such a funny sentence to write. I appreciate that Carl isn’t really bothering to pretend there’s more going on here than getting a pretty girl into as little clothing as possible, then sticking their product nearby. If I weren’t in the process of giving up meat, I would have slapped Audrina and that white gloved dude and told them both to get the hell away from my cows. I could be totally off on the calories by the way – this particular burger is new (Carl’s Jr. has had other teriyaki burgers and other six dollar burgers, but never the genius to put them together before now), and the calorie information isn’t on their website yet. But something tells me Audrina didn’t swallow a single bite of her fabulous tray of cheeseburgers. In fact I doubt she’s eaten more than half a Boca Burger in the last ten years.
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